Conservative Libby: PUT YOUR DAMN BOOB AWAY!Liberal Libby: It's a beautiful, natural thing. Breast is best.CL: Trust me, that is not that kid's main source of food.LL: Well, it's comforting to the child. It's bonding.CL: Great, give her a little cuddle. Meg's binky is comforting to her, but we don't let her have that in class.LL: You really should start to wean her off of that.CL: Don't you start with me. We are talking about the boobs. How does that Mom not wear a bra? She's a very full figured woman.LL: I think that's called Rubenesque. If it makes you so uncomfortable, just don't look at her. Think of Rick Santorum's sweater vests.CL: Not cool. And like that's sooo easy. Oh my God, now she's dancing AND nursing?LL: You have to admit that's impressive multi-tasking.CL: Do you have any idea how many times I've almost sung "roll that little boob round the room"? Or how about "dance to your boobie?"LL: Stop it. You don't mind it when the other Moms in the class do it.CL: They have infants. Their children don't come up and undress them.LL: If you start discriminating against one breast feeding Mom, where do you stop? Who is going to draw the line?CL: Me. And I'm drawing it right over there.LL: We should blog about this.CL: Are you kidding? Why don't we just find an active mine field and go for a stroll?
We're switching classes next term. It was either that, or all of us wearing those boob hats to class to make a point.
Those are the options things both of me can agree upon... And they don't make adult sizes in the hats.