I am writing this on an elliptical machine. No, really, I am. I'm working out, sweating, as my fingers type his. How's that for multitasking?
See that picture? Totally proves I'm working out. It's even shaky because ii am aworking so hard.
I know, I know, you're all thinking "why is she blogging while she's working out?" I would love to say it's because this is the only time in my busy schedule, but really, it's because I am so fucking bored.
See that TV? The one in the blurry, proving I'm working out picture? It's on the History channel. It's ALWAYS on the History channel. And I have no idea how to change it. I have looked all over this gym trying to find the damn remote, and it's nowhere. I would change it manually (I know, how quaint) but it's six feet off the floor. I am five foot. There are no step stools. I am not risking my life, standing on a yoga ball for TV.
I mean, at least not today. Maybe tomorrow. As I said, exercise is really boring.
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