I am in a funk, and it isn't the good George Clinton kind.
Don't believe me? I have already used that George Clinton line today on Twitter. I tried to come up with something new for the blog, but I couldn't. I played around with a Roger Clinton line, but then realized no one would get it unless they knew about the George Clinton line, or had smelled Roger Clinton and found him less than fresh.
See? See the funk? I have been reduced to typing "sigh" like some fourteen year old girl.
I have thought all day about how to get out of this funk. Unfortunately, most of my ideas require actually "doing" something, which, in my current state, is the last thing I want to do. The first thing I want to do? Sit on the couch, drink wine, and watch television. Oh, and think about my funk. And sigh. I find that funk begets funk, and that if we could find a way to turn funk into energy we could solve the world's resource crisis. I would consider figuring out how to do that, but that would take effort, and that would take time away from the sighing. And wine drinking.
Well, at least the George Clinton thing was funny.
Or maybe it wasn't.
Written Wednesday, January 27, 2010 by Logical Libby