Saturday, June 13, 2009

Snotty Bitch

I don't know what it is. Maybe it's the cold. Maybe it's my period. Wait, no it's not my period, it hasn't been 12 weeks. Whatever it is, today I have been the bitchiest version of myself. I haven't even been mean about it, just bitchy. For instance, my Dad is the nicest guy in the world. I mean, unless you work for him and are an idiot. Luckily, I am neither, and so we get along. Today though, I was so rude.

Dad: Did you pick up mustard? (It was Luke's birthday party).
Me: No, Ryan is bringing it.
Dad: Why?
Me: He's my husband and he does what I say.

See? Rude to my Dad, and (by implication) my husband. But, I wasn't done yet. My Mom was my next victim. Now, ordinarily I would not mess with my Mom, since she is an evil genius, however, today I was not in my right mind.

Me: Do you need help with anything else?
Mom: No, I think you have done enough. Thanks.
Me: WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS CRITICIZING ME?

Wow. belligerent and channeling a 14 year old. It was a short time after this that Ryan insisted on taking me home. He put me on the couch, where I have been ever since. I have asked only for mineral water and wine, and I think I have been pretty nice.

Of course, my last bottle of mineral water was shaken up pretty good, so maybe not...

8 comments:

melistress said...

I've been asked to leave home for the duration of my periods. However, if I complied, it would be certain that I would never come home as my PMS never seems to end.

Phil said...

I don't have a period, than god, and I've had days like that. We all do. Fortunately it sounds like your family understands you. And speaking from a guys point of view, I hope you often thank your hubby for being so understanding. I'm guessing this may not have been the first time he has witnessed one of those days.

Janine said...

Wow. This is nothing. I was born in New England so by my standards you were being downright pleasant.

Just remember if you are ever shunned by your society there is a place that will accept you just the way you are - well, no. Actually you'll have to get quite a bit bitchier and you will because it sucks there.

Yellow Trash Diaries said...

I thought this was how you are every day.

Dana's Brain said...

I don't get much of a period anymore because of the birth control I'm on - but man, my PMS is still EPIC.

Sounds like Ryan knows what to do about it!

She Said said...

Is it the cold that is making you feel remorseful? Such strange behavior from you. :P

Joanna Jenkins said...

I'm having the exact same kind of day. Grrrrrrrrr Tomorrow has to be better!

Shannon said...

Isn't it great to be bitchy sometimes, though! :) Definitely worth being put in time out! I wish someone would put me in time out... I consistently do it to myself... like locked in the bathroom, my bedroom, wherever I can get away from people who add to my bitchiness!