Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Ryan's Secret Life

I knew that bastard was hiding something from me. First the knife catalog and now this!

I never should have let him dress up as Chuck Norris for Halloween two years ago. What's next? Country music? Chewing tobacco? A mullet? If he joins the Republican party, I swear to God I will leave him.

Of course, this all could a misunderstanding. He could just be in it for the duffel bag. I better keep an eye on him though. After all, the road to hell is paved with good intentions -- and free duffel bags.


Cate said...

I am a little worried about Ryan. If he starts calling you a mavrick, I think it is time to have him committed.