Thursday, August 14, 2008

Medicinal Rodent: Updated

This morning I went to see the fertility doc, and the nurse gave me a new list of procedures and prices. One item on the list caught my eye...

There are so many jokes to make, and so little time. I just wonder how they sterilize it, and if the procedure is only taught at the Richard Gere school of medicine...

UPDATE: I asked one of the nurses about the "Hamster Penetration Assay." It is actually a test to see how well sperm penetrate an egg using, you guessed it, eggs from hamsters. I asked what happened to the fertilized hamster eggs. "Mansters," she replied.

I gotta get one...

4 comments:

Emily-Ione said...

Have you seen South Park?
Is that what Lemmiwinks was?

Did you not stick with the acupuncture?

Amanda said...

Speechless.

Lorrie Veasey said...

LOL-thank you for stopping by my blog because the return visit was hysterical. I will be back to stalk you soon!

Amanda said...

Wow, you may have met your humor match in that nurse.