This morning I went to see the fertility doc, and the nurse gave me a new list of procedures and prices. One item on the list caught my eye...
There are so many jokes to make, and so little time. I just wonder how they sterilize it, and if the procedure is only taught at the Richard Gere school of medicine...
UPDATE: I asked one of the nurses about the "Hamster Penetration Assay." It is actually a test to see how well sperm penetrate an egg using, you guessed it, eggs from hamsters. I asked what happened to the fertilized hamster eggs. "Mansters," she replied.
I gotta get one...
Thursday, August 14, 2008
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4 comments:
Have you seen South Park?
Is that what Lemmiwinks was?
Did you not stick with the acupuncture?
Speechless.
LOL-thank you for stopping by my blog because the return visit was hysterical. I will be back to stalk you soon!
Wow, you may have met your humor match in that nurse.
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