Friday, May 9, 2008

Get This Woman A Hysterectomy!

Michelle Duggar is pregnant with her 18th child. I guess she has nothing better to do since being a human rabbit has become a career choice. I mean, if she had stopped at 14 she never would have been on television or in magazines, and would just be another sad fat woman loading up on "Juicy Juice" at Costco. But no, Michelle Duggar went all the way and achieve fame and fortune -- through her birth canal.

Menopause is going to be a bitch for her. I wonder if her husband will go out and find a younger woman with ripe ovaries to start a new litter...

If you want to watch the video of the happy announcement on the "Today Show" here is a link. Just be warned that it might cause you to throw your computer across the room.

3 comments:

Amanda said...

At the birth of child 20, her uterus will just drop out.

How many more J names can they find?

Tracy said...

This is the inevitable result of allowing a penis attached to a "Jim Bob" anywhere near your ladybits.

Also, on the off chance Mandy hasn't told you, I adore you, Libby.

Emily-Ione said...

Maybe she think's she is a dog and she is supposed to have a litter.
I'm grasping at straws here.