Every year the paper at the University of Utah allows the senior staff to write good-bye columns. Or at least, they did. They may want to rethink the practice after seeing this year's collection...
Oh, wait, they didn't stop there... I mean, just in case anyone thought it was an accident, or didn't get the joke.
Wow. I really hope that none of these writers were hoping to be remembered for their writing. I also hope none of them are hoping to work professionally as a journalist. I mean, yeah, we like to have fun -- behind the scenes. However, if there is one thing everyone in the business knows, it's that advertising pays the bills. And advertisers don't give money to papers and stations that employ douchebags who look to "South Park" for their standards.
Yeah, I know, I sound old and stodgy. I am sure that all of these kids think that potential employers (Gizmodo! Huffington Post! Icanhazcheeseburger!) will find their antics "edgy" and "fun." Yeah, they might. However, they still won't hire them, because they can't trust them.
Okay, rant over. Now I can laugh at it. I mean, did you see what it says?