Thursday, December 10, 2009

The Penis Paradox

My blog post on Tiger Woods' penis has more than tripled the readership of this blog. However, I am not sure they are exactly the readers I want. After all, what kind of person Googles "Tiger Woods Penis"? I mean, besides Kim. Actually, I'm not even sure I want Kim reading this blog.

Man with the Problem Penis.

What I am hoping is that the people who have stumbled onto this blog by Googling "Tiger Woods" penis" were looking for satire and slanted humor about the whole situation, instead of pictures of his actual club (get it, club, because he's a golfer? Man, I am on a roll!). I mean, if that isn't the case, I might have to rethink keeping that post on the blog. After all, I have pictures of my kid on this site. And I guess it wouldn't be all bad if my most Googled post went back to being the one about the faux hawk.

Man, if I am having this much trouble with Tiger's penis, I can only imagine how his wife feels.

10 comments:

Chelsie said...

Haha! Well I'm not reading your blog hoping for Club pictures. I hope that makes you feel better.

Lisa said...

I did mention to my husband yesterday that I have not slept with Tiger, just in case he was worried.

Your post just made me wonder about the six-degrees-of-separation though and maybe, indirectly, I have actually touched his penis.

Hopefully it will help my handicap...

Thanks for giving my one more thing to be neurotic about!

Sarah said...

I did email your Tiger Woods' penis post to my husband, so maybe he read it 5,000 times?

Kim said...

Who are you kidding-- you have been brainstorming ways to work Tiger's penis into more posts.

Anonymous said...

I was trying to find more information on the Sarah Palin visit. What is this crap about Tiger Woods?

justmakingourway said...

Shockingly, I missed the first Tiger's penis post. I'm relieved to be caught up! WWTWPD is totally my new mantra.

Aunt Juicebox said...

The only thing I am sicker of hearing about than Tiger Woods is Brian Kelly. That sentence just made no grammatical sense whatsoever. I think the cold has frozen my brain cells.

I head he was changing his name from Tiger to Cheetah.

Fragrant Liar said...

D'oh! I googled Tiger Wood's penis, and ended up here. Is that bad?

Captain Dumbass said...

I really have no desire to see Tiger's penis. None. Not even a little. I love your title though.

Anonymous said...

I'm not sure I'm cool with starting to follow your blog during penis talk, but I guess that's how the dice fall sometimes.

Awesome blog! <---- (undecided whether this is inappropriate on a penis centered topic)