My blog post on Tiger Woods' penis has more than tripled the readership of this blog. However, I am not sure they are exactly the readers I want. After all, what kind of person Googles "Tiger Woods Penis"? I mean, besides Kim. Actually, I'm not even sure I want Kim reading this blog.
What I am hoping is that the people who have stumbled onto this blog by Googling "Tiger Woods" penis" were looking for satire and slanted humor about the whole situation, instead of pictures of his actual club (get it, club, because he's a golfer? Man, I am on a roll!). I mean, if that isn't the case, I might have to rethink keeping that post on the blog. After all, I have pictures of my kid on this site. And I guess it wouldn't be all bad if my most Googled post went back to being the one about the faux hawk.
Man, if I am having this much trouble with Tiger's penis, I can only imagine how his wife feels.