Hi Libby!Now do you see why you should follow me? Just remember, if I get to 50 followers first, everyone gets ice cream. And a kitten. And a faster metabolism.
My name is Kim, or at least that's what I am going by on the Internet. I can't really use my real name because of all the warrants out for my arrest. Don't worry, I didn't do anything bad, I mean, most of the people I killed had it coming to them. I mean, they didn't REALLY expect me to wait 45 minutes for a table at IHOP did they?
So, this blog thing is pretty cool. I'm hoping I can use it to increase traffic to my Amway, Mary Kay, and Xango sites. Also, I really want to get people more interested in Scientology. I figure I'll just send endless mass emails to anyone who follows my blog, not stopping until they either give up on the Internet, or submit to my will.
Well, I have to get going. My neighbor's cat isn't going to kill itself!
In the name of Xenu,
Kim
SHE'S PULLING AHEAD!!!
C'mon people, Kim is winning in the first to fifty followers contest! You know what happens if she wins, don't you? Yeah, I don't either, but I'm sure it's pretty bad. And that's why I have to pull out the big guns. I wasn't going to make this public, but this is an email Kim sent me soon after she started her blog...
7 comments:
I wonder how she'll respond to this post. Better watch out, I hear she knows some inter-glactic pro-wrestlers. Or she might sick Tom Cruise on you. *shudders*
I'm getting my popcorn and noisemakers ready! This show/battle is going to be fun!
Aw hell naw!
This is the best Blog Follower War EVER!
This is reminiscent of a good Jerry Springer episode. When do you two start throwing furniture around?
That letter? Is pure brilliance.
I don't know who I'm rooting for here. Both of you entertain me in a big way.
Are you trying to imply that Amway and Scientology are bad?
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