Saturday, May 30, 2009

SHE'S PULLING AHEAD!!!

C'mon people, Kim is winning in the first to fifty followers contest! You know what happens if she wins, don't you? Yeah, I don't either, but I'm sure it's pretty bad. And that's why I have to pull out the big guns. I wasn't going to make this public, but this is an email Kim sent me soon after she started her blog...

Hi Libby!

My name is Kim, or at least that's what I am going by on the Internet. I can't really use my real name because of all the warrants out for my arrest. Don't worry, I didn't do anything bad, I mean, most of the people I killed had it coming to them. I mean, they didn't REALLY expect me to wait 45 minutes for a table at IHOP did they?

So, this blog thing is pretty cool. I'm hoping I can use it to increase traffic to my Amway, Mary Kay, and Xango sites. Also, I really want to get people more interested in Scientology. I figure I'll just send endless mass emails to anyone who follows my blog, not stopping until they either give up on the Internet, or submit to my will.

Well, I have to get going. My neighbor's cat isn't going to kill itself!

In the name of Xenu,

Kim
Now do you see why you should follow me? Just remember, if I get to 50 followers first, everyone gets ice cream. And a kitten. And a faster metabolism.

7 comments:

Princess Consuela Bananahammock said...

I wonder how she'll respond to this post. Better watch out, I hear she knows some inter-glactic pro-wrestlers. Or she might sick Tom Cruise on you. *shudders*

LB said...

I'm getting my popcorn and noisemakers ready! This show/battle is going to be fun!

Dunc said...

Aw hell naw!

Dana's Brain said...

This is the best Blog Follower War EVER!

MomZombie said...

This is reminiscent of a good Jerry Springer episode. When do you two start throwing furniture around?

Gwen said...

That letter? Is pure brilliance.

I don't know who I'm rooting for here. Both of you entertain me in a big way.

Phil said...

Are you trying to imply that Amway and Scientology are bad?