Friday, May 29, 2009

The Greatest Battle The World Has Ever Known

So, Kim is stepping up the blogger follower contest rhetoric. I only skimmed what she wrote, because I was busy getting a massage and a pedicure from two very muscular, very intelligent men, but it seems like she may be getting desperate. I would pity her if it didn't make me want to crush her more. So, just remember that if you follow me you are following the blog of truth, justice, and sarcasm, and if you follow her blog you are all for kids shooting heroin in grade school, and the comeback of Hammer pants. Think I am kidding? Take a look at a few of her followers...


Do you really want to hang out with these people? I thought not. So, follow me, and we will make the blogopshere great again. Follow Kim, and you are dead to me.

13 comments:

LB said...

Um, well I already follow Kim but I really like your blog too!!

So if I follow you, does that make me a two timing whore?

Dana's Brain said...

I don't know - I like that you can get the bubble pants in a myriad of color patterns!

Little Girl Big Glasses said...

I'm going to need some kind of bribe...only because I already promised her I wouldn't do it. But I feel strangely compelled... I think it was the little fishy that got me. Can you send brownies or something? Beer? I'm fairly cheap and easy.

Yellow Trash Diaries said...

Those pants are hand woven and stitched with love by me personally. Because that is the kind of dedication I have to my followers.

And LB, Libby will give you crabs.

Logical Libby said...

Soft shell crabs, cooked in a delicious mornay sauce...

Kim only knows how to make stuff with "helper" in the name.

LB said...

Are the crabs going to attack the cute little fish?

Phil said...

First of all, what's wrong with Hammer pants and how did you get my picture. Secondly, you scratch my back and I'll scratch yours, or in blogger terms, you follow me and I'll follow you. I've never been a follower, but if it's for the spead of sarcasm I'm all for it.

Blues said...

I think I´m traumatized by that picture.

This picture should be titled:

Humans: What Not To Do

He Said said...

I followed you both, because the closer you two both get to fifty the more fun this is gonna get. And nothing is hotter than two women going at it!

Amanda said...

Lib, I know that you have a pair of those pants.

*Akilah Sakai* said...

Oh, this is getting good! Can't wait till you two come to "blows."

;D

Steam Me Up, Kid said...

Why don't more pants have balloons all over them? All my clothes are woefully balloon-free.

DC Diva said...

Best. blog. picture. EVER!

And loved the bit about where Ikea gets its names -- you are so right.

And don't worry, I'm following YOU!