Me: I need to get back to the gym.
Tara: Me too. I was at the beach yesterday and had the feeling of a sea fairing mammal.
Me: Yeah, I'm wearing heels today and with every step I can feel my hips juggling.
Tara: YOU'RE WEARING HEELS?
Me: Yeah, but that's not the point. I think I just need to tone up.
Tara: Real heels?
Tara: Like what?
Me: Two inches. Black with ankle straps.
Tara: Are you okay?
Me: Yes. I have walked in heels before.
Tara: Not very well. I just can't believe this.
Me: I'm a giant.
Tara: Well, maybe to actual dwarfs.
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