New Stuff, Just Not Here

Don't you love these posts where I tell you I have written something fabulous, and then give you a hoop to jump through to read it? I know I do... Really, though, you should click the links, because it really is good stuff!

I am continuing my "infertility acceptance" journey over at Tired and Stuck today. So far it's been filled with bitterness and wine, but I think that could turn around soon...

Also, over at Sprocket Ink I am starting my new "beat" as the news hound with the first ever "story of the week." I think it will help answer the question "why does the media dwell on bad news?"

So, go check those out. I will be back here tomorrow to tell you the harrowing tale of Meg's first ER visit. Don't worry though, it ends with a slushie...

Now, CLICK!

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New Post, Just Not Here

So, I have some news, but it's not here... It's over at Tired and Stuck.

Hope you all are enjoying 2012. I mean, since it is the year the world will end and everything...

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People Who Need People

So, this is where I normally would tell you where I have been lately besides here. I would pretend I had been in jail, or fighting for the Missoni line at Target and you would all laugh and hopefully click the links.

This week though, there are people who need your love more than I do.

First of all, Heather, previously of HeathertyFeatherty fame, and now, unbelievably, of Talking to Neil. It's a story I can't even begin to tell, and don't feel it is my right to, so hop over there and check it out. Also, Erin of Musings of a Madwoman and Tired and Stuck would probably appreciate some support too. Or maybe some vodka. Take your pick.

If you do want to find me, I am at Tired and Stuck talking about a doctor that blows, and at Sprocket Ink talking about a presidential candidate that does as well. Surprisingly, they are not the same person.

Oh, and as always, get back here tomorrow. I'm making cookies.

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I Need to Move to Antarctica

I am pretty sure I am melting. That is the only way to explain it. Utah is not humid enough for me to be sweating this much. Or at least it isn't supposed to be. Maybe I should blame global dampening.

Anyhoo, before I electrocute myself by touching my computer with wet hands I thought I would let you know where you can find me on the Interwebs today. Over at Sprocket Ink I have a piece about how you can rent friends, and they won't even care much you sweat. And at Tired and Stuck I wrote about going back to the pill container in the name of my uterus.

Come back tomorrow though. I'm sure I will have something witty to say. I mean, unless I melt.

Now, if you'll excuse me, Meg and I are going to lie on the lawn and eat popsicles under the sprinkler.

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Stuck in the Mud

I am in landscaping hell. No, really, I am. Check it out.

Yeah, so you will forgive me if I don't feel like a full post here today. I am other places though. Over at Sprocket Ink I've written about how I really want Samuel L. Jackson to tell me to "Go the Fuck to Sleep" (no, not like that, sicko). Oh, and at Tired and Stuck I am revealing how trying to make my body do what I want it to sent me to the emergency room.

Be back here tomorrow though. If I haven't been swallowed alive by my lawn I will give everyone mud facials from the copious piles of it in my yard.

Oooh, dirty.

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Marco?

Yeah, stop waiting for me to say "Polo" because I'm not really here. I am other places though, with lots of interesting things to say!

Over at Tired and Stuck you can read about why I have replaced my morning coffee (okay, Diet Pepsi) with a cup of hot swamp water, and couldn't be happier about it!

Oh, and at Sprocket Ink I have written about why a psychologist trying to prove African American women are not attractive has probably been turned down by a lot of African American women.

Of course, I will be back here tomorrow, zipping up my cardigan sweater and putting on my sneakers for a trip to the land of make believe.

Can you tell I am feeling nostalgic for childhood?

Later, gators.

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Pssst...

Hey you! Yeah, you! Wanna read all about how I am not only having acupuncture, but ELECTRIC acupuncture? Well you can! Just not here. Head over to Tired and Stuck for the lowdown.

Of maybe you want to know what I think of the Osama bin Laden situation? Or rather, what I don't think of it? That's over at Sprocket Ink.

Come back here tomorrow though. I'll be handing out puppies and Pop Tarts bright and early...

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Not Here Today

But, you can find me elsewhere on the interwebs. I am over at Tired and Stuck! So, what are you waiting for? Go! Just go! Nothing more to see here!

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