I hate the "I have nothing to say" blog posts.*
After all, if you have nothing to say, why are you saying something?
I mean, besides the fact that it's the American way.
If nothing else, when nothing else is working, can't they make up some fantastical story? Maybe something with snakes and a plane? Or a small man with big feet who has a magic ring? Perhaps a tale about a unicorn -- no, wait -- the LAST unicorn! I would rather read all of those.
Oh, and what about when they try to make up for the lack of substance with cute pictures?
Oooh! That reminds me! Look at this new pic of Meg!
OMG, she really needs to shave...
KIDDING! The moustache is fake. GOTCHA!
Don't even get me started about how they try to make it seem like they are showing you something new, but then pull out a video that has been EVERYWHERE that week.
Ladies and Gentlemen, THE MUPPETS!
Of course, there are those who try to "meta blog" about it. Those are the WORST! Trying to be all Smarty McSmartpants when really they are Nothing VanNadatosay.
Yeah, I hate those posts.
*This is one of those posts.