Thursday, August 25, 2011

Groundbreaking Post

I hate the "I have nothing to say" blog posts.* 
Don't you? 
After all, if you have nothing to say, why are you saying something? 
I mean, besides the fact that it's the American way. 
If nothing else, when nothing else is working, can't they make up some fantastical story? Maybe something with snakes and a plane? Or a small man with big feet who has a magic ring? Perhaps a tale about a unicorn -- no, wait -- the LAST unicorn! I would rather read all of those.

Oh, and what about when they try to make up for the lack of substance with cute pictures?

Oooh! That reminds me! Look at this new pic of Meg!
OMG, she really needs to shave...

KIDDING! The moustache is fake. GOTCHA!

Don't even get me started about how they try to make it seem like they are showing you something new, but then pull out a video that has been EVERYWHERE that week.

Ladies and Gentlemen, THE MUPPETS!



Of course, there are those who try to "meta blog" about it. Those are the WORST! Trying to be all Smarty McSmartpants when really they are Nothing VanNadatosay.

Yeah, I hate those posts.




*This is one of those posts.

16 comments:

for a different kind of girl said...

Awww...they grow up so fast! You must frame that photo!

Sometimes I wonder if OK Go ever thinks "Man, I wish someone would just dig us for our music and we'd be known for something other than our super awesome videos," but I think I might be the only person who wonders that.

Vapid Vixen said...

Ugh. Those are the worst! And yet...still entertaining. :)

Riot Kitty said...

LOL I love that picture! It's the same kind of mustache that Gordon has from Sesame Street.

C Lo said...

bwahahahahahahaha
Pic of Meg made me serious LOL.

You win.

LL Cool Joe said...

That photo of Meg is so good! :D

Kev D. said...

I try and avoid those posts... but then I end up with weeks on end where nothing gets posted. Maybe I should post more of them :)

Little Girl::Big Glasses said...

OMG, Meg. I'm making that picture my screen saver.

makingmonkeysoup.com said...

I love Meg's stache. Too cute. You know, when you don't have anything to say, you could just load about a million Meg pictures and we would all be pleased.

Mandy_Fish said...

You always have something to say with a cutie like that.

Granny Annie said...

Indeed groundbreaking!

Phil said...

LOL! Yeah I hate those posts too. Apparently Meg can grow a better stache than I can.

Jen Has A Pen said...

Meg, you need some laser hair removal! Gross. You look like me. But my mustache is caused by PCOS. What's your excuse?

mommyodyssey said...

Dude, that was not only meta, that was like - reflexive. (To be read in the voice of Keanu Reeves circa Bill & Ted)

BugginWord said...

*slow clap*

You forgot a cat in a paper bag/box/ceiling fan - but otherwise flawless!

Sam said...

Nice work, meta-meta girl. :)

justmakingourway said...

Man, I love the Muppets. I might love that picture more, though.