This is Dave. We work together. Hi Dave! Hey, what's that book you have?
What's that you say, Dave? It's a book about corpses? And about death investigation? Okay, Dave, I won't ask why you are reading it. I will just assume that it is because of an interest in science, and not because you are disposing of a body...
What, Dave? You say you got the book at a secondhand store? How thrifty of you! And you say there is writing in the book? In the back? Whatever could it be?
Why it appears to be a recipe! A meatloaf recipe! Why, imagine that, a meatloaf recipe in the back of a book about corpses. How, um, appetizing.
Um, okay, Dave. I, um, gotta go. What? No, that's okay, I don't want t come over for dinner. I'm, um, a vegetarian. And fasting. And have the stomach flu...
Bye, Dave!
Thursday, February 25, 2010
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WHAT the WHAT? This is awesome. Just plain awesome. First: I want that book. I'm a little bit sad that it is from a thrift store because maybe it's out of print. BUT, the recipe at the end? IS wonderful.
P.S.: Your "tell them about conference!" is my favorite comment on the Utah post. You want to know what I think? I think the LDS Church can control the weather. It rains each conference weekend. They want us to stay indoors and watch the sessions. Brilliant.
LMAO! I'm a vegetarian too, and for some reason that made it more hilarious...are you the Libby who donated to my event?
That's hysterical.
Seriously though, I want to read that book.
That is too much! If I even liked meatloaf, I don't think I could eat it again...
Fantastic.
The writing in the back of that book looks just like my dad's. Oddly and creepily just like it.
That's kind of cool. Admittedly also a little creepy...but cool all the same.
No effing way.
Holy...
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAAAHA(gasp!)HAAHAA!
I heard it's a great book. ;)
That book is amazing. Seriously, it's amazing.
Great book. But mine didn't come with a recipe for meatloaf in it. I'm feeling jipped.
Great post! I want to meet Dave...and try his meatloaf! lmao
Looking closely at the recipe, I don't think it's for meatloaf.
Of course, I wasn't sure if that was supposed to read groun (sic) or maybe a derivative spelling of grown.
I think what you have there is Hannibal Lecter's recipe for either census-taker chili or maybe BBQ Sloppy Joes, heavy emphasis on the Joe.
Hi.
Riot Kitty left a link on my blog to this post.
Somehow, why doesn't that surprise me that theres a receipe for meatloaf in a book about cadavers.
My Saturday has started with a good laugh over this post. Riot Kitty sent me and I'm glad she did. Now the bad part -- I fixed meatloaf last night! LOL
I always knew you creative types were strange!
Oh my...a meatloaf recipie in the back of a book about corpses? Now that really takes the cake! I'd pass on a dinner invite, too.
I feel like I just watched Fried Green Tomatoes again...
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