Wednesday, June 24, 2009

My Good Deed

I am currently at the Apple store (the loudest place in the world) waiting for one of the "geniuses" to tell me why my computer battery will no longer charge. I tried to bribe my way to the front of the line by offering one of them a chance to look at "real boobs" but I think I just scared him. So, here I wait.

While I am waiting I figure I might as well do my good deed of the day. Kim, you know, my nemesis over at Yellow Trash Diaries is entered in some kind of "who is the least pathetic" contest. I am not entered in said contest, so I am urging you to vote for her.  The category is guilty pleasure blog. I don't know what she wins if she wins, but I am sure Kim will give me at least half of it because of my largesse

Or, maybe Karma will smile on me and let me win the lottery, grow three inches, and lose ten pounds. Oh, and whatever is wrong with my computer will be under warranty. Yeah, I would rather have that. 


Yellow Trash Diaries said...

Oh that is just dirty.

You are trying the Make-Me-Feel-Shitty-By-Being-Nice-To-Me tactic.

Or the Ha-I-Laugh-In-The-Face-Of-Rivalry bravado.

You know how to get under my skin, don't you?

You are so getting a naked tranny candygram because I will not take this lying down!

Yellow Trash Diaries said...

And I just saw you got another follower! Nice try with the Look-Over-Here-At-This-Hand trick!

Sprite's Keeper said...

Hey! You have a rival? How do I get me one of those? Do you buy em on the Internetz?

*Akilah Sakai* said...

I refuse to enter an Apple store unless it's to get an iPhone and/or MacBook.

Hope your repair isn't too costly.

Kim, do have that candygram videotaped. Libby's reacion will be a youtube sensation!

Susan said...

Is a tranny still a tranny when naked?

Yellow Trash Diaries said...

Gah- Susan, you're right. And I'm usually the one to point out that kind of stuff.

Anonymous said...

Don't you have a fake Apple store near you? Like a "we'll let you sell Apple things but you can't have the Apple name" store? They are ALWAYS less busy.

Joanna Jenkins said...

Please tell me the "Geniuses" said you needed a new battery-- because you have to let the battery nearly die before you recharge it or the battery will "retrain itself" not to charge. Seriously, that's what they told me when mine wouldn't recharge. Those suckers are expensive too. Of course you might have gotten a deal if you offered to show the cashier you "real boobs" :-)
Great story!