Sunday, May 31, 2009

Gloating Is Not Pretty

I WON! I WON! I WON! As of this morning I have 50 followers! I emailed Kim to tell her about my victory, and after some discussions about Florida and butterfly ballots we agreed that the win is legitimate.

I want to thank all the little people, specifically the troupe of midgets I hired to put fliers on people's cars outside of the gun show. I think getting the NRA vote really pushed me over the top. I also want to thank God for taking time out from his busy schedule of helping athletes and movie stars to follow my blog. Oh, and I want to thank Kim. She is a worthy adversary, and if you are not already following Yellow Trash Diaries you really should be. She is hilarious. And now you can follow her without feeling like a traitor...

So, now under the terms of the bet, Kim either has to write a post about how awesome I am, or the subject of my choosing... So many, many things to consider. Any suggestions?

9 comments:

Yellow Trash Diaries said...

I will concede gracefully-- I guess sleeping with all those boys in middle school finally paid off (although I understand it was all just anal sex so that you could keep your purity pact).
Until we meet again Round-Eye...

LB @Wait, She Said What? said...

Are you two going to compete to get to 100 followers now? Or maybe start lower and aim for like 75?

Dana's Brain said...

Congratulations!

Although that first comment from YTD just made me spit my wine on my keyboard! Worthy adversary indeed. I'm psyched to have found you both!

Gina said...

Yay, congrats! Although Kim's comment might require me to follow her as well, now.

Dave said...

maybe yellow trash should show her tits.

Just an idea.

Janine said...

Oh yeah, she should SO have to show her tits for SURE.

I mean, I like so voted for you and so now I can pressure you to do things because really? I could so unfollow you and then she could win on a technicality.

Not that I would do that - because I'm kind of hoping for your castoffs because deep down I know I don't deserve any better. It's sad but may no mind to my problems. I would so go out there and demand tit pictures if I were you.

course if I were you, I would have a lot more followers instead of my lousy five.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock said...

Well congratulations for winning the smack-down! Although, I still think the competition should've included a live feed video of you two Jello wrestling. With midgets. In thongs. Not you, the midgets. That'd be RAD! There's still time...

lauren.allen30@yahoo.com said...

Glad you won. Joined anyway... maybe you get to win and then some! Take that, you other blogger who lost.

*Akilah Sakai* said...

Congrats!

I'm late! It's like 59-52 now!