Wednesday, April 29, 2009

More Links Than Sausage

Don't have much to say right now, since my life the last two days has been made up of making swine flu jokes, selecting pictures for our adoption profile that don't make us look crazy, and wondering if I should give the Smooth Away another chance since I am beginning to (once again) look like a French porn star.

While I am not interesting right now, there is still tons to amuse you on the web. For instance, check out this blog I found. Kim Waters may be funnier than I am. Don't tell her that, though, because she seems like the type who will come and give me a WWF beatdown just because she's bored.

Oh, and if you don't want to take the energy to read, there is always this video. It's about time someone but pregnant women in their place...




I will try to get back to being funny again tomorrow. I mean, unless I lose my entire audience to Kim...

5 comments:

Miss Yvonne said...

Mmmmm....link sausage.

Princess Stupidhead said...

yellow trash diaries is one of my favs too. Except I made a typo in a comment there recently so I can never show my face there again.

I'm so humiliated.

Anonymous said...

That's how I felt about The Bloggess and Dooce, until I realized they were just funnier than me, and I could only hope my readers would be loyal. I also bribed them.

LOL@sausage links - that's what my 'Links' page says on my blog. :)

Ellen said...

love that video. i'm posting it on my blog. that girl on the left has a bit part on scrubs. love her.

Yellow Trash Diaries said...

You guys have just made my night- writing again has done so much for me. I only wish we still used the barter system so I could give the bill collectors a goat or something and just write all the time instead of looking for a REAL job. And Janine- are you kidding me? Every time I post I can feel English teachers all over the nation sitting up in bed with a sharp piercing pain in their heads caused by my infamously long run-on sentences. I live for feedback- my real life conversations usually consist of "Have you seen the remote?" (about 7 times a day) and "Megan's got a poopie diaper!"