Tuesday, November 18, 2008

The Flu: Part Two

I have the flu -- AGAIN! Luckily though, this time I am not only achy and lethargic, but also throwing up and sweaty! It's awesome! I even got to throw up at work -- TWICE! Na done of those times people were standing there looking at me! I can't lay down, because laying down makes me nauseous and causes my chest to hurt, but sitting up causes head to throb. It's like a circus of horrors, but without sno-cones. I haven't had on real clothes in almost 36 hours, my hair is so greasy I could shine my shoes with it, and I stink. Really, Sally doesn't even want to smell me, and she rolls in putrid leaves and dead things.

In other words, don't expect anything interesting on this space until at least tomorrow... In the mean time enjoy this video. It's the only thing that has made me laugh as I silently pray for death.



4 comments:

calicobebop said...

Oh you poor thing. I hope you get to feeling better soon. It's gotta be bad if your own dog can't stand it. :( Maybe it will be the last flu of the season? Maybe?

an ordinary Saffa girl said...

haha sorry I don't mean to laugh, but you create quite a picture! And I have had it recently too and can so emphathise with you!!!

Drink plenty of liquids, try and eat something, and rest... no blogging now ;) Hope you get better soon!

Sarah said...

feel better. The only thing worse than the flu is a hangover. A self induced hangover. The kind that only happens after about 3 bottles of wine and 7 shots of jaeger. Not that I would know...

Rachel said...

Hope you feel better soon...and in the mean time...that video made my whole family snort