Tuesday, July 15, 2008

More Exciting Than Me

I am really boring tonight. No, really, I am. I know some of you out there are thinking "but, Libby, you could never be boring. You have more excitement in your soul than a unicorn who loves roller coasters." Alas, dear readers, while that is normally the case, tonight I have the personality of a bowl of oatmeal. Just ask Tara. She called to talk and I think I put her to sleep. I could hear her snoring.

So, in order to spare you from my almost coma like mental state, yet not deny you a little something fun, here are a few gems I have come across on line in the past few weeks. Enjoy.

1. Michael Ian Black's Blog You may know him from The State, or Stella, or from those annoying VH1 specials recapping what happened an hour ago, but the stuff on this blog is funnier than any of that. Start with one of my favorite posts -- "Ladies, please, don't fuck the Nazis." You will spit coffee out of your nose, even if you aren't drinking coffee.

2. The Best Music Video Ever I am not going to tell you what it is, just click on the link. You won't be disappointed. It has air keyboards. I would like to dedicate this link to Murphy. He knows why.

3. Hideous Weddings There are few things that make me happier than mocking people, unless it's mocking people on one of the most important days of their lives. For that reason alone this site makes me glow with joy. It also makes me wish I had forced all of my bridesmaids to get matching tattoos along with the dresses they could never wear again.

Okay, I know I normally do lists of five, but not only am I boring tonight, but I am also lazy. So, that's all you get. I'm going to go have some hot milk, and maybe some plain wheat bread. Now, that's a party.


Emily-Ione said...

air keyboards, faux laeather

Amanda said...

Go to http://failblog.org
It is fun to laugh at the stupid & unfortunate.

Amanda said...

By the way, Separate Ways is Emily's favorite song. She has the hots for Steve Perry & his greasy locks.

Emily-Ione said...

SHUT UP!!!!!
It's lies Libby, don't belive her! Not a word out of her mouth. She's your sister you know what evil she can spread!!!!

You also have a pretty strong feeling hat in her alone time she listens to White Lion and Stryper.

Tara said...

Libby, I wear that dress all the time...well, the drag queen i sold it to wears it all the time. Oh, and all your bridesmaids DID get matching tattoos. We just didn't tell you about it.