Thursday, May 1, 2008

I Think I'm Funny

Today it was a typical day in the newsroom, which means we were discussing the bizarre sex practices of polygamists. We have been taking questions via e-mail about the current FLDS situation in Texas and one that came through today was about the definition of "spiritual marriage." One of the producers consulted the oracle -- Wikipedia.

Her: It says spiritual marriage originated in the Catholic church and means a marriage without sex. So, I guess it's love without sex.
Me: So, then what's sex without love? Oh, wait, that was my 20's.
Her: (Silence)

I wonder if HR will call me in tomorrow, or let me have the weekend...

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

ha ha ha.
that's a classic!

Amanda said...

Is your HR file starting to look like your Libby vs. the Vice Principals file?

Emily-Ione said...

I could say something about your you and your sister being more alike in your 20s than either of you care to admit but I'm a little afraid of both of you...

*ducks and runs*

Sarah Bellum said...

Awesome.