Frankenberry

I was preparing my very healthful breakfast of yogurt, strawberries and Kashi for work tonight when I came upon a freakish abnormality of the fruit world. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the Siamese Strawberry.


Separation was really the only option for this poor bi-lobed berry -- not even my mouth is big enough for that. The shape of the cross section was quite pleasing.


If only there were a sideshow for fruit. I'd be rich! I guess I'll just have to keep working with Sally on her banjo playing.